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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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captainsnoop

i feel like counter-trolling is an essential skill that kids online aren’t learning and it’s kinda worrying

like back in my day, the day of online forums, learning how to trick someone in to getting themselves banned was an essential skill. if you could tell someone was a chud, you would ask them short, leading questions and watch them get frustrated and post longer and longer rants until they said something that would catch a mod’s attention and get them banned and/or at least publicly humiliated. 

and guess what? that’s the exact same tactics the alt-right use now. these people are exclusively acting in bad faith. every interaction these people post online is done with the intention of getting someone to respond to them so they can screenshot the massive paragraphs of text and laugh

so, what’s the solution?

dare ‘em to post dick pics.

don’t acknowledge the content of the stuff they post. if you see someone trying to engage you in bad faith just dare them to post pictures of their penis until they either get frustrated and leave or get frustrated and do it. either way they lose. 

this is the tactic used by the fans of a podcast (that i haven’t listened to) called the Chapo Trap House, and 4chan’s /pol/ users fucking HATE them. they hate Chapo Trap House and think they’re crazy because Chapo Trap House fans refuse to engage in meaningful debate and repeatedly demand dick pics. they get frustrated and leave. it works. 

mr-elementle

Some of you never used your position as a mod on an a series of unfortunate events forum to get a racist troll to post evidence of their tax fraud and it shows

actualaster

…that second comment is oddly specific and I’m a little scared

Source: captainsnoop
blunaowl
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shanneibh

I guarantee there is no adulting button sewing classes anywhere for people who don’t know how to sew one button back on and what they’re actually doing is taking various crafting skills classes. Like I took a sewing class where I learnt how to make clothes. I guarantee whoever wrote this ridiculous article can’t make a dress or a shirt but now I fucking can and my mom doesn’t so she couldn’t have taught me.

lynati

“We never taught our children how to sew a button on because we thought repairing an article of clothing instead of throwing it out would make us look poor, and now we’re mocking those children as if this shortcoming is their fault rather than entirely on us. But instead of throwing up their hands and remaining helpless, or try to bumble through on guesswork, they’re going out of their way to learn how to do these skills properly- and we can’t possibly let them feel good about that!” is a far less catchy headline.

Source: millennial-review
themadcapmathematician
readableporn:
“ finding-luciano:
“ the-dwemereths-numidium:
“ westcountryadventure:
“ ocfos:
“ rainberrywarrior:
“ grovie:
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“ elpiso:
“ spock-ho:
“ theoldness:
“bitch…omg
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slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
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theoldness

bitch…omg

spock-ho

omfg

elpiso

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

tiqerboy

this is a carwash for people

grovie

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

rainberrywarrior

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ocfos

You fucker

westcountryadventure

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

the-dwemereths-numidium

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

finding-luciano

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readableporn

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

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meanplastic

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

twerkcircus

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

antihelix

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

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